It's time for the ever-wonderful ever-useful Friday Five!  Or would have been five if only I could have thought of five things--alas, I could only think of three.  What have we for you today?  Three random jokes for which I cannot claim credit but hope will give you a smile as you celebrate the weekend.

1. Why did the rat roll in the mud and cross the road twice?

Because he's a dirty double-crossing rat.

2. Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

3. How did the art thief make his escape?

He stepped on Degas to make the Van Gogh.

It's supposed to be the wettest weekend in years out here, so Krispy and I will be bundling and blanketing up in an effort to stay warm and dry.  In the meantime, got any good jokes to share?


Connie Keller said...

Loved number two. Thanks for the smile.

Unknown said...

Hahaha! I needed this. Thank you. ;)