It will be even more dramatic than this in reality.
For you see, my dear friends, from now onward, I shall be true unto myself and let slip the
I WILL BE A NINJA.
But I will not be just any ninja. No, I will be a ninja who sails on the high seas, Ninja Pirate Captain Alz of the
I'm on a boat!
Yes, from this day of April 1, 2011, henceforth shall I be a ninja pirate. The world is my cookie, and just you watch it crumble.
What are your master plans for today, O chocolate chips?