Loki and the Mystery of the Missing Poo
As you may know, Krispy and her Sister have a dog named Loki. Many is the day that I frolic over to their house for a dose of the Overlord of Cute.
|Krispy, Krispy's Sister, and Alz,|
loyal slaves and willing servants to the Overlord of Cute.
|"You were made to be ruled."|
Recently, a most confounding puzzle has come to the forefront of our attention. Every night, Krispy and her Sister go on a tour of poo duty around the yard, armed with a flashlight, plastic bag, and latex glove, while I play with Loki.
They clean up his poo twice: once in the morning and again at night. Sometimes though Krispy and her Sister have noticed that there are mysteriously no poos for them to clean up at night. All right, that's not too odd. Maybe he just didn't take a dump or someone else cleaned it up or he's just going to relieve himself sometime during the night after he's been put into his pen, or maybe he even did something unspeakable to it that he's done in the past and that we always encourage/scold him not to do whenever we've noticed him doing it though thank god he hasn't done it lately, Loki, you get food and treats all the time everyday, don't go around eating things that exit your body for a reason and are not meant for consumption.
They had closed the gate during the day and then in the evening, while I played with Loki and they went to collect his poo, they discovered that his poo was gone!
What the hell, we now wonder, could be stealing his poo? His pen is small and enclosed, so if it's a creature, it has to be something that can climb a brick wall or fly. If it's an insect, it must be either huge or part of an army of insects. And whatever it is clearly possesses a nocturnal nature.
Have a happy weekend and while you're at it, throw some guesses this way and tell us--what the heck is stealing Loki's poo?